Directions to Mr. Small's Funhouse  
From the North
Take 79 S to Route 279 S, towards Pittsburgh, when it splits from 79 S, Take exit 8B, following signs for Route 28 North. Get on Route 28 North, follow directions from Route 28 below.

from the South
Take Route 79 North until exit 59A towards Pittsburgh, to merge onto I-376 E. Go through the Fort Pitt Bridge / Tunnel, continue onto 279 N. You will see signs for Route 28 North. Get onto Route 28 North via exit 1D for East Ohio Street / Etna N. Follow 28 N to the exit 3B, Millvale Exit. Follow directions from Route 28, below.

From the East
Take the PA Turnpike (76) all the way to Exit 48 / Allegheny Valley. From the Exit, bear to the right after the tollbooth, follow signs for Rt. 28. Get on Route 28 South, towards Pittsburgh. Follow route 28 south down to Exit 3 / Millvale. Follow directions from Rt. 28, below.--- Alternate Option , if coming from the east on Route 80, or from PSU -- take Route 220 South down from Route 80, and get on Route 22 West, which will take you all the way to Route 376 West...

From the West
If coming from the West on Route 76 E /PA Turnpike, follow directions from the North. Coming on Route 70 E (from Columbus, OH area), follow directions from the South. Coming on Route 22 E, follow 22 E which runs with 279 N. Go though the Fort Pitt Bridge / Tunnel, stay on Route 279 N. You will see signs for Route 28 North. Get onto Route 28 North, and follow it up to the Millvale Exit, Follow directions from Route 28, below.

From RT 28 (North & South)

FROM THE SOUTH: (downtown), Take RT 28 North to exit 3 / Millvale & continue through first stop sign to the light on Lincoln Ave. Turn left on Lincoln. Small's is located at the 2nd light on the right side on Lincoln Ave.

FROM THE NORTH: (Highland Park Bridge / Sharpsburg-Fox Chapel-Kittaning) Take RT 28 South to exit 3 / Millvale. Continue through stop sign and make first right at light on Lincoln Ave. Small's is located at the 2nd light on Lincoln Ave.

Mr. Small's Theatre is a large yellow-brick building on the right side of Lincoln Ave at the intersection of Lincoln and Butler Streets.

From Oakland

East on FORBES AVE toward MAGEE ST, Turn LEFT onto MAGEE ST, Turn LEFT onto 5th AVE, Turn RIGHT onto WASHINGTON PL, Stay straight to go onto BIGELOW BLVD, Merge onto I-579 N towards VETERANS BRIDGE, Merge onto ALLEGHENY VALLY EXWY / PA-28 N toward ETNA, Take the exit- exit number 3- towards MILLVALE, stay straight to go onto LINCOLN AVE.

Mr. Small's Funhouse & Theatre
is located at:

400 Lincoln Ave.
Millvale, PA 15209

and the Zip Code 15209
DO NOT USE Pittsburgh as the address.
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Local Hotel Deal
Click below for the Opus One / Mr. Smalls preferred rate at the Hampton Inn Downtown, located at 1247 Smallman Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15222. About a 5-10 minute drive or cab ride to the Theatre Click here to make your reservations

Take a Bus
The 1F travels from Downtown to Millvale. You can catch it directly in front of the Byham Theater (101 Sixth St) or along Liberty Avenue between 7th and 8th Streets and between 6th & 7th Streets. The 1D travels the same route on the weekends. In Millvale, get off at the Grant & Sherman intersection, walk one block to your right on Sherman and two blocks left on Lincoln and you'll be at Mr. Small's. Please note, the last bus departs Millvale at 11:45pm on weekends, and 10:30 and 12:10 and weekdays. For the Complete schedule, please visit:

Take a Cab
Yellow Cab - 412.321.8100
Eagle Cab Co. - 412.765.1555
Checker Cab - 412.381.5600
Peoples Cab Co. -412.441.5334